I was pissed off at a journalism and media conference and I'm about to make it everybody's problem.

This is Harry the Hideous

Harry is our mascot. His favorite food is strawberries and he enjoys napping while it rains outside.

Forget what the Christian Bible said about false idols, Harry is now your god and you shall respect him as such.

He gained his godly status by harnessing the power of minding your fucking business. Be like Harry.